Thanks a lot, Dad!!

Overheard as the boys were cleaning the playroom:
"I see your hiney, all white and shiny,
If you don't hide it..."

Well, sure that they had learned that lovely chorus from the neighborhood rif-raf, I corralled the hooligans onto the futon and asked very directly, "where did you hear that?!"

#3 looked innocently at my cloudy face and answered, "Sir."

"Sir" is my dad.

All three culprits started giggling at my surprised look. What could I say?! Except to clearly explain that even though Sir said that, they can't!